FADE IN
INT. RESTURANT WITH BROKEN WALLS - NIGHT
The word "SAG" floats above the defeated TODD INGRAM's head as his hair regains it normal composure. Todd is a tall blonde bass guitar player wearing a white jumpsuit. Todd touches his hair.
Todd
no..no..
Scott pilgrim
You once were a vegan (vee-gone) but now, you will be gone
Todd
Vee-gone?
Scott head-butts Todd. BOOM. CHU-CHING. Todd turns into a bunch of coins. The coins fall to the ground. CHING CHING. Scott touches his forehead. Two VEGAN POLICE run out of the room high-five, and get in their car.
VEGAN POLICE
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh.
FADE OUT
P.S. I had trouble uploading the screenplay as a PDF/Image, so I pasted it in directly.
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